Monday, December 22, 2008

The Only Reason You Need to Get Outta Town This New Year's


Guess who's coming to town this New Year's Eve? That's right, the world's most hateful celebrity, Paris Hilton. This information came to me as a sting in the tail of an unsurprising fluff piece in the SMH about Paris' brand new, life size barbie car that she bought herself for Christmas. The new "barbie car" is a pink Bentley valued at around $200,000 and even has "anti-paparazzi" window tinting. If only City of Sydney would lash out and install some anti-Paris tinting on our fair city for the new year period.

1 comment:

Kettle said...

Hey Senji! Life seconds numbering! Go on - post something. You know you want to :)