Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Mickey and Loki


Sadly, Mickey Rourke missed out on an Oscar for his performance in The Wrestler last night, but this lovely little article in the UK Telegraph puts it all in perspective. Mickey's beloved chihuahua Loki died 6 days ago after 18 years as "the love of his life". He would have traded the Oscar for more time with Loki, which just goes to show that Mickey Rourke is one of the few hollywood actors with his head screwed on straight.

Mickey Rourke, For The Love of a Small Dog salutes you.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Heart Havaianas


It's not like I'm getting paid to tell you of my love for Havaianas thongs. I heart them so much I'm plugging them for free. A few old pairs have been deployed to the charity bin, but I've still got 7 awesome pairs left ... and I need more. And Havaianas are even more awesome than I originally thought. I just checked their website and it seems they support the WSPA and Animal Liberation.

If you sign up to be a supporter of Animal Liberation, you get a free pair of Havaianas. Helping free animals from cruelty AND becoming the proud owner of super cool thong-wear, gratis? Wow! Clamber to sign up here: http://www.animal-lib.org.au/freethongs/

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Corvette Stingray








Some lucky, lucky, lucky bastard of a banker owns this gorgeous car ... we spotted it parked in a St George parking spot in the underground parking at MBH's building.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

2008 Movie Roundup

A little overdue, but better late than never and all that ...

My Top Movies of 2008

1. Grindhouse

Just see it. Seriously. I don't remember the last time I was so deeply and satisfyingly entertained in the cinema (or anywhere else for that matter - boom tish!). Technically, Grindhouse was released in 2007 but we caught it at the Chauvel Paddington really late in the season, around Australia Day '08.

Grindhouse comprises two films, complete with faux trailers for other grindhouse style films that I really hope get made. The first, 'Planet Terror' was directed by Roger Rodriguez and the second, 'Death Proof' was directed by the schlock man himself, Quentin Tarantino. Rodriguez and Tarantino's last effort at collaborating produced the fairly dreadful 'From Dusk Till Dawn', but don't let that put you off. Even if you're not really a Tarantino and/or Rodriguez fan I would still encourage you to check out Grindhouse. As a homage to the drive-in trash movies of the 70's and early 80's, Grindhouse simply blows them all away!

Planet Terror is your standard Hero Stripper Fights The Evil Zombies with a touch of Government Experiment Goes Catastrophically Wrong. You know that old chestnut. Performances from Rose "Cherry Darling" McGowan, Josh Brolin, Bruce Willis and many others were so f*cked up and hilarious, this one really needs to be seen to be believed.

Death Proof follows in Kill Bill's footsteps (sort of) by casting amazing, strong, arse-kicking female leads. You can really tell how much Tarantino adores and is in awe of women ... in his own unique and exploitative way. I don't remember seeing Kurt Russell ever play the baddie before, and he does a truly nasty and convincing job in this role. Rose McGowan makes another appearance here, but not quite as an arse-kicking hero type.

I enjoyed Death Proof so much I had to hand over the car keys to MBH for the trip home 'cause I knew there was a good chance I'd wanna pull off some pretty fun driving stunts ... see it for yourself, you'll see what I mean.

I'm waiting for Grindhouse to be released as a box set, currently only available as separate dvds and I'm not sure if the additional trailers are included on the indivdual releases. With titles like "Machete", "Thanksgiving", "Werewolf Women of the SS" and "Don't!" you need to see the trailers to get the full "grindhouse" experience. You can tell they had a lot of fun coming up with the trailers, tongue firming in cheek.

See Grindhouse. You have no choice.

2. Anvil! The Story of Anvil

We saw this at the Metro Theatre as part of the Sydney Film Festival, and Anvil! is easily the best rock doco, if not the best doco, I've ever seen. Better than Metallica: Some Kind of Monster which pretty much set the standard a few years ago. Anvil! follows the struggles of the Canadian metal band of the same name to keep rocking and hopefully one day break the big time, 30 years on. Anvil influenced bands like Metallica, Slayer and Anthrax, but for some reason never really made it themselves. As Lars Ulrich puts it "maybe it's because they're Canadian".

The meat of the story is the relationship between the lead singer "Lips" Kudrow and his guitarist and childhood friend Robb Reiner. They fight and hug there way through a failed tour of Europe and recording their 13th studio album. Anvil! reeks of Spinal Tap, but somehow you get the feeling these guys are the real deal.

Criminally, Anvil! didn't get a cinematic release in Australia, however it has been released on dvd. I urge you to see it.

Check out the preview on YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DT7v2nUcmek

3. King of Kong

Another doco that deserves a big recommendation is the fantastic, hilarious King of Kong. King of Kong takes us into the unexpected and inexplicably long-lived world of the arcade gamer. These guys who were in their late teens when classic games like Donkey Kong, Q*bert and Pac Man were released still hang out together, play games together and hold championships together. I know. Totally lame.

Their world is turned upside down when an 'outsider' submits the video tape of his top Donkey Kong score to the people who decide on the world rankings of such things. King of Kong is a classic story of good versus evil, and the weird part is I found myself really caring about what happened.

Definitely see this one, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shake your fist at the injustice.

Other Movies of 2008

Please note, I make it a rule never to recommend a movie that I rated less than 4 stars.

Here is a list of my four star rated, and therefore recommended movies for 2008:

Juno - everyone liked this movie
Gone Baby Gone - directed by Ben Affleck, pretty disturbing in parts
Choke - another highlight from the Sydney Film Festival
The Dark Knight - hate to jump on the bandwagon here, but Heath rocked this movie
Wall-e - clever and funny critique of modern, consumer society
Man On Wire - see previous post for a review

***

3.5 Stars


I also saw these films at the cinema in 2008, but cannot recommend them as previously stated 'cause they didn't make the four star cut:

I'm Not There - Some kind of Bob Dylan life story re-telling *yawn*
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - lots of red paint
Ironman - I always like a bit of Robert Downey Jr
The Innocents - an old Deborah Kerr "gothic horror" as part of the Sydney Film Festival Deborah Kerr retrospective
The Savages - love Phillip Seymour Hoffman & Laura Linney, hate slow moving melodramas
Not Quite Hollywood - worth seeing for the interview with Quentin Tarantino, that man is a freak, but I'm still not a fan of so-called 'ozploitation' films
Tropic Thunder - I can't go past a Ben Stiller film, but it probably could have waited for the dvd release
You, The Living - subtitled Swedish film directed by Roy Andersson, rather slow moving as subtitled Swedish films tend to be
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army - directed by Guillermo del Toro, lots of fantasy fun, no need to follow the plot
Burn After Reading - Brad Pitt was great in this film and I expected to rate the newest Coen Bros higher, but here we are ...

***

3 Stars

Now we're getting into the really ordinary stuff.

Death at a Funeral - directed by Frank Oz
Lust, Caution - there was only one interesting scene in this film
Be Kind Rewind - directed by Michel Gondry with the cuteness of Mos Def
Lars and the Real Girl - unbelievable and therefore ultimately bad
Happy Go Lucky - directed by Mike Leigh, Scott the driving instructor was good
The Wackness - *yawn*
In Bruges - not sure why this film got such good reviews
Fear(s) in the Dark - comprised of short, animated nightmarish stories in black and white
Married Life - Chris Cooper, Pierce Brosnan, Patricia Clarkson and Rachel McAdams all upstaged by the gorgeous art deco set design and costuming
Persepolis - adapted from an Iranian graphic novel
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden - on reflection, I should have rated this doco much lower
Animals in Love - we got free tickets to this doco about animals courting and having sex
Twilight - oh man, this sucked!
The Day The Earth Stood Still - enviro conscious remake with Keanu as Klaatu, sure why not?

***

2.5 Stars

Dredging the bottom of the barrel now ...

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emporer - every time a character opened their mouth I cringed further into my seat

***

2 Stars

Deeply embarrassing to admit I paid money to see ...

The House Bunny - see previous post for a review of this dreadful pap